To all the Apple Fanboys Out there…

Now I know all you Apple fanboys are having geek-filled seizures right now at the recent announcement that this week Steve Jobs will be “releasing a new major product.” And I know you all assume it’s the glorious Jesus tablet that’s rumoured to be called the iSlate.

Come to think of it, it’s also rumoured to be called the iPad…  but we know what THAT really is about….

But none of this really matters, because nobody cares about another useless tablet PC. What do we really care about? Steve knows exactly what we want…

THIS: