Previously, on Nerd Nexus: http://www.nerdnexus.com/so-i-went-to-this-theme-park-pt-2/ Where was I? Oh right, IN A DARK, POWERLESS, BORING C&C! Well naturally I caught some shut-eye. Not much really happened during the night. Lots of 'roar' sounds playing from outside. I wish they'd have shut up, I mean, sleeping on a floor is uncomfortable enough, right? The funny-lookin' fatass from earlier had hauled out and I guess he was gone. They kept talking about him anyway. "Wayne" this and "Wayne" that. Even ol' Samuel L., "We can't get Jurassic Park back online without Wayne Knight." Oh man, no internets? Now what am I gonna do when you fix the power, play solitaire? Well okay, I'm not gonna lie; Freecell FTW.

Here we are in these green SUV's, I don't know, I guess green's the new bling or something - and the bratty chick I mentioned? Oh man, she has a couple orgasms over the inter... ackta... viddy... ah, the touchscreen. I'm just sitting here thinkin' "man, if I want touchscreen, I'll just get a DS. OLD!". So everyone who ISN'T a total fag just gets into the other lime on wheels and we finally get moving. After passing through some giant doors and a rewind-the-VHS-to-watch-it-over-again joke about King Kong, we finally get to the POINT of this whole trip; the wildlife that supposedly isn't just some 3D-image. Apparently, we're entering the "Dielofosore-us" pen and wow, what do you know, no pee on the car. No monkeys. No 3D... no nothin'. Srsly, it was trees with bad narration. Like, if you're gonna pour all this money into a theme park, at least get Morgan Freeman to narrate, right? So yeah, guess you could say "total bull, yo". In the middle of the road at the next term, half the people get out of the SUVs, probably on account 'a how bored we were.