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Willow

Midget Exploitation I can get Behind

I love Willow.  I love The Office.  If those two things got totally hammered and had guilt stricken (but ultimately erotic and unprotected) sex, the result would probably be a short, awkward child with a tenuous grasp on social behaviour....

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40 degree day

Like a 40 Degree Day!

I love The Wire.  Anyone who has ever met me, read my articles or brushed up against my genitals on the subway, is aware of this.  This morning I was able to uncover quite possibly the greatest tumblr page that...

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Humanizing Dane Cook

I’ve never been a big Dane Cook fan.  This is not a shocking revelation, it seems as though no hardcore stand-up comedy fans are.  He may even be the most polarizing popular comic working today as he has millions of...

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Theft? Homage? Everything is a remix

The world is bereft of original thought.  This isn’t an attack on our society, I sometimes count myself as part of this society, and therefore I’m just as unoriginal as the rest of you clydes.  Basically every single thing I...

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When Systems Collide With Your Earholes

I am a terrible music journalist.  This is probably not something I should admit considering my gig as a writer for this web site.  This, you know, music website.   I’m usually the film and TV guy, so music really isn’t...

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canuck Riot

Teams are Losin’, Streets are Burnin’

In the great white north we all drink maple syrup and hockey reigns supreme over not only every other sport, but any possible thing you can imagine.  The pursuit of Lord Stanley’s mug is serious business, as we live vicariously...

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The Howard Cosell of His Generation

I am a whore, not in the traditional sense I suppose.  I’m not attractive enough to be a traditional whore, you know, the sex for money kind.  But I’m not above the whorish behaviour of shameless plugs.  I love shameless...

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ICP2

Everyone is a Ninja (has herpes)?

Well its back!  The festival voted most likely to give you a combination of herpes and gingivitis returns.  No, not Lilith Fair (that’ll give you both yeast and urinary tract infections), I’m talking about “The Gathering of the Juggalos”. The...

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Readingrainbow

Surprisingly I’m (Somewhat) Literate!

Recently I have written a couple of articles about television.  My love for television, my eventual marriage to a television and the alleged affair I had with moving pictures.  This has lead to widespread speculation that I lack the ability...

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