Jackie-Boy’s Big Climb

He still loves swears

Fan of the site and inspiration for our coarse language logo Jack Choros needs your help, specifically in a (hefty) monetary fashion.  That’s right, dude wants your money, whether it be hard earned or received in exchange for sexual pleasures (which I guess could be “hard” earned…am I right folks?  Yet another professionally written Joke)…he could care less how you got it, he just wants you to fork it over.

That's a tall glass 'o water

This is no scheme, Jack is participating in the CN Tower climb for WWF Canada (that’s World Wildlife Fund, not World Wrestling Federation) on April 17th.  You may be saying to me “Helder, who cares if a brother has to climb a few stairs, I can do that too…you jerk!” well are you ready for the M. Night style twist (except not boring or contrived)?  Jack has cerebral palsy.  That’s right, Jackie-boy is so committed that he is not going to let a disability keep him from hauling ass up to the very top.  Makes you feel like a lazy shlub doesn’t it?  Well make yourself feel a little bit better by making a donation, he might have to struggle up a lot of stairs, so let’s not struggle to open our wallets.

To Donate Click Here-  Jack’s Climb

Jack’s Website- http://www.jackthegiant.com/

Also check out Jack’s video blogs chronicling his training in leading up to the big climb

So what do you think Parker Lewis, can Jack pull off this monumental climb?

Not a Problem