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I stayed up half the night reinstalling systems in my internet cafe, so unfortunately, my mind is less than fresh right now. So rather than present you with a wonderful analysis of something awesome, or a tear-down of something abysmal, I’ll simply show you two things that make little to no sense; but somehow are RIDICULOUSLY awesome.
They are flash games. Given that I’m a gamer of nearly all varieties, I keep my options open and these are no different. Casual games are fun too, afterall!
The first is “Robot Unicorn Attack” @ http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
Robot Unicorn Attack is essentially a severely dumbed down alpha of Sonic the Hedgehog + Dash from the Megaman X+ series. It’s silly, but Robot Unicorns!
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Warning: This game contains a LOT of pink.
If you’re not content enough in your masculinity for this much pink, then you’re going to have to come out of whatever closet you’re trapped in, right now.
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The other is, “Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar” @http://www.arcadebomb.com/play/robot_dinosaurs_that_shoot_beams_when_they_roar.html
If you need an explanation, then something is seriously wrong with you. The game involves Robot Dinosaurs, and when they Roar, they Shoot Beams. It’s easy to beat and the level is based off Apogee’s last sidescroller, “Stargunner”, (which was actually extremely fun if you ever want to check it out, I believe it’s abandonware now).






