As long as Geekdom has pumped through our veins, so has the need for the provocative femme fatale to co-exist with the realms we fantasize. Many delectable ladies have made their names known in every genre we dorks can whip out. Their adictively loose morals and corrupt attitudes fill us with temptation and desire.In ode to such amazing women, here are some of my favorite bad ass chicks with the skills to earn the greater advantage and the sexual edge to keep it.
11) Evil-Lyn
Powerfully cunning and flowing with knowledge, the always reliable member of the Evil Warriors is in the shadow of no one, only allowing fools such as Skeletor to look the more superior as it suits her needs. With the aid of a magical staff gemmed with a unique crystal ball and a vast use of the dark arts, Evil-Lyn proves herself to be quite an ally to have at your side. Always one to appear cool and collected her beauty tends to stand out in the midst of gloom and insanity. ”Outnumbered? Outclassed is more like it!”
10.) Kitiara Uth-Matar
Cold and power-driven, The Blue Lady of Krynn knows the ropes better than any other. A calculating survivalist, savvy warrior and all the charisma to match, her presence is never unnoticed. Kit has fought her way to the top, earning herself a place as high as Dragon Highlord, as well as the unquestioned servitude and loyalty of both Skie of the Blue Dragons and the undead Lord Soth, himself. Soft brown eyes, dark tousled curls and a rough but cute lopsided smile, she’s a deceiving blend of girl next door and full on sex appeal. Her tom-boy ways, innocent face, yet alluring body catch the attention of every eye and heart she crosses. ”I take what I can and I give when I like.”
9) Blackarachnia
Only female of the Predacon troops, The Spider Lady is biting to both friend and foe in the Beast Wars. Skilled at hand-to-hand combat and wielding a potent cyber-venom that could stop any make or model in their tracks, Blackarachnia should never be underestimated. Sly and manipulative she’ll use anyone to get to the top, never missing an opportunity for a little leverage. With such a sultry figure, the eight-legged eyeful’s glossy gold and purple tends to be admired by many. Her swaying hips and suggestive smile may lead your mind astray, but watch your back.. This mechanical damsel is more than meets the eye.
“Even when I’m good I’m still bad.”
8 ) Baroness
Anastacia DeCobray, Lieutenant within the criminal organization COBRA, is a vicious mastermind aiding to guide the most diabolical military force to be united. This cutthroat cutie is often the brains behind mass destruction and chaos around the globe. Intelligence Officer isn’t the only description you’ll find on her file card, she’s also a mastered fixed-wing pilot, practiced in the operation of combat vehicles such as the H.I.S.S. Tank and somehow still manages to find time for some well played espionage. Busy broad! The Baroness is always sleek and looking refreshed, adorning a skin tight, black leather body suit (fully armored of course), stiletto knee-high boots and a pair of eye glasses that even the sexiest librarian would die for. ”Try this on for size, boys.”
7) Harley Quinn
Flighty Miss Harleen Quinzel, accomplice and love interest of the notorious Joker, is an obsessive bleached blond bombshell with only two things in mind: ultimate chaos and blind love. The incredibly agile, elite-level gymnast might at first appear as little more than a bubbly flake, but cross her zany path and you’ll quickly discover otherwise. Her psychotic tendencies bring her to express every emotion intensely, causing extreme mood swings leaping from passionate to jealous, enraged to wacky or delightfully giddy to down right violent. This fiercely unpredictable and relentless behavior makes her a deadly adversary. Harley’s playful nature matches her exterior, her dainty figure clad in a harlequin jester ensemble. Add in her pleasantly perky face and girlish laugh… targets never know hit them. ”An’ here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo. But the joke’s on you, I’m not even a real blond.”
6) Selene Black Queen
Selene Gallio, Mistress of the Fire, Daughter of the Moon, the Dark Huntress… there are many titles which are called to her as name by, both, those who fear and those who praise her. Collaborator of the Hellfire Club, oldest living mutant and Goddess to Nova Roma, the Black Queen dates as far back as the hyborian age, before recorded civilization, being nearly immortal. Selene’s superhuman traits enhance her physical abilities such as strength, stamina, endurance and reflexes. Further adding to the list of favorable abnormalities are shadow-morphing, telekinesis, teleportation, psi-screen and mental bolts. Not enough? Through out the considerable amount of years spent in this world, a multitude of mystical knowledge and abilities have accumulated, making her a sorceress of epic proportions. Hold on, that’s not all! She is also an “energy vampire”, able to psionically withdraw the lifeforce from others, absorbing it as her own and allowing her to live longer as well as feed off of the energies it holds. Glossy, body-snug black clothing with a cape to match is typical of this voluptuous vixen. Her look tends to portray the Gothic genre, verging on dominatrix. Curvy, enticing and strangely hypnotic. ”I have crossed the oceans of time in search of this place where I would fulfill my destiny… and this is where my journey ends. This is where I become a god.”
5) Lucy
Born as Kaede, this adorable teenage Diclonius with a split personality leads a vengeful existence caused by the alienation and cruelty of her childhood human peers. With zero regard for human life and a complete lack of empathy, Lucy is a living weapon which most of society should greatly fear. Fast and lethal at close range due to her four vectors and her ability to launch whatever she cat get her hands on as high velocity projectiles to cause carnage at a distance, she can certainly handle herself in just about any situation, though it isn’t her anyone should be worried about. She is outrageously sadistic, enjoying not only the slaughter of anyone she claims as foe but craving the moments of brutal torture she prefers to cause first, such as amputating limbs and leaving her victims to bleed to death. With no remorse, she has plenty of havoc to wreak. A mess of pink hair and large gorgeous eyes, Lucy’s innocent look is nothing shy of angelic while her violent side seems to ooze sex appeal. Split personality means twice the intrigue. ”When you’re miserable, you need to make someone even more miserable than yourself.”
4) Malice
Matron mother of House Do’Urden, prominently placed as eighth House of Menzoberranzan, is one of the most feared faces of the Underdark. Drow Priestess and loyal follower of Lolth, the vehement Matron is sly and ruthless. She will do anything asked of her to keep in her Spider Goddess’ favor in hopes of one day gaining ultimate power and status. Malice cares for no one but herself and her deity, never once considering the slightest form of guilt or shame for her savagery or the mass bloodshed done by her hands, including the sacrifice of her own children. As ruler of a noble house, sitting back and barking orders comes as the natural order of things. She is not one, however, to be toyed with. Malice, like all priestesses of Lolth, wields a snake whip relentlessly and with deadly accuracy, also having various magic abilities from that of, both, birthright as well as clerical
gifts. Ruling with an iron fist and never one to repeat herself, mother of House Do’Urden is harsh, severely cruel and, while appearing calm, full of rage. Skin of the blackest black. Elegant, long white hair. Even at six hundred years of age, Malice walked with a graceful body, tighter and leaner than any seductive siren found in all the realms. Deviantly stalking, the dark beauty webs along many a suitor just before the strike.
“No matter what the cost, we will triumph.”
3) Cassie Hack
Cassandra Hack is a young horror victim who not only survived her attacker but has moved on to a life of revenge against all “slashers” who she can track down. The rambunctious and awkward Cassie travels the country with her closest friend, the deformed monstrosity known as Vlad, paving a homicidal path at every stop. Committing an onslaught of deaths of any slasher they manage to hunt down is what makes this girl tick. Lucky for her, they seem to be everywhere, preying on the innocents. She uses her skills as a close quarters fighter to do much of her dirty work, often with her trusted baseball bat, full of nails and trademarked with the words “kiss this” along the side. Cassie is a clever little creature, too, often improvising by creatively make-shift weaponry out of anything she can swing or thrust. When all else fails, the ruffian can always fall back on her proficiency with a handgun. One can never be too crafty. As sassy as she is eager for the kill, Cassie knows she’s hot and uses it to her full advantage, wearing skimpy, revealing outfit that show off her legs and stomach, luring the attention of one perverse slasher after the next. Some techniques never grow old. ”If I don’t do this I’d have to go to the real world [and] maybe I’m afraid I’d find out what a freak I really am.”
2) Lady Sylvanas
Sylvanas Windrunner, ruler of the Undercity of Lordaeron and Horde leader of the Eastern Kingdoms, walks the realm with an ache of loss, enslavery and hatred, stopping at nothing to pursue her sinister desire to overthrow any who stand in the way of the rise of the Forsaken. Former Ranger General of Silvermoon, the Dark Lady is a genius in the ways of military combat, quite used to leading an army as well as taking matters and weapons into her own hands, serving her own words, “I have no time for games”. She is known to be the best archer in all of Azeroth, claiming she could hit a flying bird in the eye, a bold statement which none dare argue. Not only does she fend her enemies off with the Sunstrider’s Longbow, passed on to her by Dath’Remar Sunstrider, but she has also attuned herself with many a necromantic or demonic magic allowing her to mind control, create an army of skeletal warriors and drain the life directly from her victims. The Banshee Queen looks as stunningly beautiful as she does stauesque and dangerously alluring. Still holding all the features of her High Elf heritage, her gorgeous face and frame command envious glances and passionate stares from the both living and undead. ”Give my regards to Hell, you son of a bitch!” Mirror, Mirror, on the wall… who is the fatale with the most feminine flare of all?
1) Queen Alien
This sexy beast needs no introduction.. unless you’re a fucking moron. A matriarch Xenomorph is the most hard core bitch through out the galaxy. Her razor-sharp teeth will tear you a new asshole, that is if you survive the merciless lashing and shredding done by any one of her multiple limbs. She’s quick as shit and can breathe under water, so running is futile.. get over it. The ample curves of her buxom metallo-silcate exoskeleton.. her generous production of that slimy, moist substance which she will surely spread lavishly all over you, like a hot oil massage.. the ambidextrous abilities of her hand-like digits or rapid skill (you know she’s got to have) of that flexible tongue of hers.. This fine piece of seductive royalty is a flat out mind fuck of the purest hormonal urges. The Queen is sure to bring a new definition to the alien title “face hugger”. ”SchrAaarrrgggghhhhhh”